Funny Wedding Card Messages
One joke, then something sincere. A card that is only a joke reads as though you could not be bothered, which is the opposite of what you meant.
The joke, then the landing
- 1
Congratulations. You are now legally required to find each other funny. Genuinely delighted for you both.
- 2
Marriage: the same argument for fifty years, with better catering. So happy for you.
- 3
Congratulations on finding someone who tolerates you at your worst. We have all been auditioning for years.
- 4
Well done, both of you. Neither of us thought Tom would manage the paperwork.
Safe jokes
Domestic, affectionate, and aimed at the pair of them equally.
- 5
Congratulations. The remote is now a shared asset.
- 6
Wishing you a lifetime of happiness and a permanent argument about the thermostat.
- 7
Congratulations. May your wifi be strong and your in-laws be distant.
- 8
To a long, happy marriage and a very short toaster warranty.
The sincere line to end on
- 9
Underneath all of that, we are genuinely delighted for you.
- 10
Seriously though — you are very good together.
- 11
With a great deal of love from both of us.
Questions people actually ask
Is it alright to write something funny in a wedding card?
Yes, with one sincere sentence at the end. A card that is only a joke reads as though you could not think of anything, and the couple keep these.