What to Write in a Father’s Day Card
Most Father’s Day cards say nothing, because the joke card does the talking. One straight sentence under the joke is the whole difference — and it is the sentence he keeps.
- 1The greeting. Any of the usual ones. This part is not the work
- 2One specific thing only they would recognise — this is the whole card
- 3Your name, in full if there is any chance they will not place you
Short and safe
- 1
Happy Father’s Day. Have a good one.
- 2
Happy Father’s Day, Dad. Thank you for everything.
- 3
Happy Father’s Day. Feet up, phone off.
- 4
Wishing you a very happy Father’s Day.
- 5
Happy Father’s Day. Owed to you many times over.
The straight sentence under the joke
If you buy a funny card, this is the line to add. It is the reason the card gets kept.
- 6
Joke aside — thank you for everything you did that I only noticed later.
- 7
You have been steady my whole life and I have never said so directly. Saying it now.
- 8
Thank you for turning up to every single thing, including the boring ones.
- 9
I did not appreciate half of it at the time. I do now.
Naming one specific thing
- 10
Happy Father’s Day. Thank you for teaching me to drive without once raising your voice.
- 11
Thank you for the year you worked two jobs. I understood what it cost about twenty years later.
- 12
Happy Father’s Day. I still fix things the way you showed me, badly and with confidence.
- 13
Thank you for sitting through every fixture in the rain.
Funny, and still affectionate
- 14
Happy Father’s Day. Your jokes have not improved and I have started telling them.
- 15
Happy Father’s Day. Thank you for the DIY, the advice, and the running commentary on the route.
- 16
Happy Father’s Day. I am told I am becoming you. I have stopped fighting it.
- 17
Happy Father’s Day. Still the only person who checks the tyre pressure before a journey.
From a young child
- 18
Happy Father’s Day, Daddy. I love you.
- 19
Happy Father’s Day. You are the best at building things.
- 20
Happy Father’s Day. Thank you for playing with me.
For a new father
- 21
Happy first Father’s Day. You are already better at it than you expected to be.
- 22
Happy first Father’s Day. Nobody knows what they are doing. You are doing fine.
- 23
Happy Father’s Day. He has your exact expression when he is annoyed. Good luck.
For a grandfather
- 24
Happy Father’s Day, Grandad. Two generations of us have had the same advice and most of it was right.
- 25
Thank you for having the patience with them that you may not remember having with me.
- 26
Happy Father’s Day. The stories are being retold and they are getting better.
For a father-in-law
- 27
Happy Father’s Day, with thanks for a warm welcome into the family.
- 28
Happy Father’s Day. Thank you for the help with the house — we would still be at it without you.
- 29
Happy Father’s Day. You raised someone very good, which I benefit from daily.
For a stepfather, or someone who did the job
- 30
Happy Father’s Day. You chose this, which counts for more, not less.
- 31
Thank you for stepping into something complicated and staying.
- 32
Happy Father’s Day. The title is imprecise; the thanks is not.
For your husband or partner, from the children
- 33
Happy Father’s Day. They are lucky and they will work that out eventually.
- 34
Happy Father’s Day from all of us. You do far more of this than anyone outside the house sees.
- 35
Happy Father’s Day. Today you are not doing bath time.
When the relationship is difficult
- 36
Happy Father’s Day. Thinking of you today.
- 37
Happy Father’s Day. I hope the day is a good one.
- 38
Happy Father’s Day. Not everything has been easy, and I did not want the day to pass unmarked.
For someone whose father has died
- 39
Thinking of you today. Father’s Day is a hard one and I know it.
- 40
Thinking of you and of your dad today.
- 41
Today will be heavy. Around all day if you want company.
Questions people actually ask
What do you write in a Father’s Day card?
One specific thing he did, and what it meant. "Thank you for teaching me to drive without once raising your voice" is a better card than any amount of general praise.
What do you write in a funny Father’s Day card?
Buy the joke, then add one sincere sentence underneath it. The joke gets the laugh on the day and the sentence is what stays in the drawer.
What do you write in a first Father’s Day card?
Tell him he is doing better than he thinks. New fathers get very little reassurance and it is worth putting some in writing.
What do you write when your father has died?
Many people write the card anyway and keep it, or write to their father in it. There is no wrong way to spend the day, and nothing you have to send.