Birthday Wishes for a Friend
You have licence here that nobody else has. Use one line of it, then say something true.
Funny
- 1
Happy birthday. Another year of you making poor decisions confidently.
- 2
Happy birthday to the person who has seen me at my worst and stayed anyway. Suspicious behaviour.
- 3
Happy birthday. I have known you too long to buy you anything good.
The true line
- 4
Happy birthday. You are the person I ring first and that says everything.
- 5
Twenty years. Thank you for all of them. Happy birthday.
- 6
Happy birthday. I would be a considerably worse person without you.
For a long-distance friend
- 7
Happy birthday. Three countries and it has changed nothing.
- 8
Happy birthday. Overdue a visit and I know it.
For a newer friend
- 9
Happy birthday. Very glad we met.
- 10
Happy birthday! Hope this year is a good one.
If they are having a hard year
- 11
Happy birthday. This year has been rubbish and you have handled it well.
- 12
Happy birthday. Here for all of it, as ever.
Questions people actually ask
What do you write in a birthday card for a best friend?
Two jokes and one true sentence. Without the true sentence it reads as a joke card; with it, the jokes land.